The hairstylist version of not paying.

My katana can’t even cut onions, but these aren’t tears. You’re crying.

Nah, just that one salty bitch. 🤪

You seem to prefer that SOP. Who am I to argue with genius?

Fair point, actually, and I was being glib. ✊🏽

I started highschool in '91.

Bring on the downvotes, bored Redditors.

Apologies, I misremembered that fact about Ren & Stimpy. Might’ve been mixing it up with other clearly “for stoners, by stoners” content (not unlike Rocko’s Modern Life). Additionally, “teen/young adult” is a kid — unless you’re a GOP politician/priest, and it’s “90s” not “90’s”, while we’re splitting hairs. 🤪

Ok, boomer.

American “kids” cartoons? Pfft. Have you already forgotten about Liquid Television? That shit was so clearly by stoners, for stoners that even MTV knew it wouldn’t fly in any other time slot than post-midnight, but maaan was it glorious! Sifl & Ollie, Ren & Stimpy, Aeon Flux, The Maxx, Big Head, and so much more! (fuck Beavis & Butthead, the inbred cousin that made scrote-cheese like Howard Stern marketable? Hard pass.)

If this one wasn’t so shit at creating new slang, maybe it wouldn’t be so fuckin’ easy to give up on it?

ah, shit.

Shiiiit. I lost my virginity in '91, and I know I’m a “90s kid”.

edit: typo

From*

It’s a job, after all.

Which one of you did this?

American cops’re afraid of acorns as a threat to their manhood, which is frankly understandable.

Hot damn.

Yeah, that tracks — considering it’s actually a duck. 🤪

Keep that bar low, cupcake. It’s working out great for ya so far. 😚

Canada geese*

(“Canadian geese” would be any geese from Canada.)

Point of reference?

Because, he knows we are all powerless against him.