Play fighting games. It’ll teach you how to manage the salt economy within your body
tell boss I’m gonna vote, take day off
don’t vote, chill and eat ice cream at Coldstone
blatantly lie to coworkers the next day, pretend that I voted
My guy worked overtime, drank one too many gins, went to the shadowrealm, heard the Sound of Silence start playing, and had a chat with his deep buried conscience.
I’m more of an AMD guy anyway
Auferstanden aus ruinen more like zurück nach ruinen
itoddlers btfo
Barrack Obama
https://trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/116385390
HOBART; An official sighting of the Tasmanian tiger, feared extinct for 48 years, was reported yesterday by the State National Parks and Wildlife Service. The tiger was seen 18 months ago by a ranger in forest country in the northwest of the State, according to the service’s chief wildlife officer, Mr Rod Pierce. Mr Pierce said the ranger had been "parked in his car at night doing some other work when he saw it in his spotlight. “It wasn’t a fleeting glimpse - he had long enough to have a good look at the animal.” Mr Pierce said it was one of a number of good sightings of the tiger over the past few years, but it was the only one by a ranger.
Mr Pierce said the service would not disclose the name of the ranger who made the sighting, nor would it specify the area where it was made. “The tiger must have as much protection as possible.” he said. “We don’t want all sorts of people going out and looking for it.” Rangers have searched along creek banks and through muddy areas looking for footprints. If its general location becomes known, rangers will set up infra-red cameras in the hope of capturing it on film. But Mr Pierce said the search had so far been fruitless and no tracks had been found. “The project will run until the end of summer, and then it will be reviewed,” he said.