Woke up this morning, got some gabagool

Curious! I am very intelligent.

Warm it up

The boys are waiting

Leftovers gang checking in. Sometimes it tastes even better the next day.

It’s a good ide-a

Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don’t want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.

Nobody knows

Guys have you seen this sharpshooter from Turkey?

One, seven, three, four, six, seven, three, two, one, four, seven, six, Charlie, three, two, seven, eight, nine, seven, seven, seven, six, four, three, Tango, seven, three, two, Victor, seven, three, one, one, seven, eight, eight, eight, seven, three, two, four, seven, six, seven, eight, nine, seven, six, four, three, seven, six. Lock.

The files are in the computer!

Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!

“Your sound card works perfectly”

Free croutons

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell’s will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

You expect too much of me. I’m just a talking dog who likes drugs.

Final Fantasy 1000 Peg

“Have you come up with a solution yet?”

“Neighh”

He fortunately avoided the train, but unfortunately still owns a Tesla.

(Gets a job by knowing someone) I can explain!

You didn’t have to interview? I had to go to through three interviews!

I’d love to get an interview. All I get are rejection emails.

You guys are getting responses?