What a horrible day to be able to read
His less known older brother is Moe McBurney, the serial arsonist
That would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. I’m pretty sure even Soviet Union wasn’t communist, despite their attempts to pretend otherwise
Okay, but consider:
Yeah it’s less “here, master, accept my humble offering” and more “hey dumbass, take this so you don’t starve to death”
inhales
DEEZ NUTS GOTTEM
The mind goblins
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who know how binary works, those who don’t, and those who didn’t expect this joke to be in ternary
I am fortunate enough to have a manager that only gives a shit about deadlines being met. I’m 100% WFH and can work at whichever hours I choose. Though I feel I must mention I neither live nor work in the US
Oh that’s definitely because they don’t want to pay it out at the end of the financial year. But at least it kind of sometimes ends up working in the employee’s favor
Interesting. At my place HR explicitly encourages using up all of our paid vacation days every year
Why, people like you ♥️
This happens when people don’t have to learn a second language ever (and actually use it meaningfully) so they stay at the preconceived notion of there only really being one language and everyone else is just playing a silly game
sigh
well, if I must…
unzips
Spiders (and other small animals) are in fact fine with falls many times the height of their own body, because of the difference in how quickly volume (and therefore mass) and surface area (and therefore air resistance) are scaling. On the other hand, the larger they are, the harder they fall
So I figured I’m also going to do the bare minimum. Good thing my managers aren’t actually competent in IT so I can set my own deadlines (with a big juicy margin for doing fuck all and getting money for it)
It would certainly explain the loud screaming