Someone make a cover of this.

All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling

“All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.”
— Animal Farm

We need all the boomers in Capitol Senior Care Home to vacate first

And they’re all chromium under the hood. The illusion of free choice.

As it stands today Mozilla is the only thing keeping google from being labeled a browser monopoly, but man can Mozilla let go of the footgun for once.

We totally need cute critters as flight staff in every flight. A kittyo for good behaving passengers, and a leopard to eat the faces of unruly ones.

Christians in 1st century: the world is ending very soon!
Muslims in 7th century: the world is ending very soon!
Mormons in 19th century: the world is ending very soon!

Given enough apocalyptic religions one of them would be right, but I think that religion doesn’t exist yet.

Hack? It’s not even that. Just musk in his infinite wisdom enabling pay-to-get-checkmark on Xitter so all the fake/satire accounts immediately jumped on the opportunity.

I’m sad that a lot of people couldn’t perceive the mastodon in the room.

All according to keikaku.

[TL note: keikaku means plan]

I thought the staggered contacts engage with similarly staggered pins on the other side of the card?? 🤔

Literally doubling down lmao

Is it finally time? The beginning of the end?

Two leeches fighting over the same calf lmao

Aaron Schwartz didn’t die for this.

Spez is tracing Elon’s steps with X really closely.

Also fuck spez.

The term UT is specifically created to divorce universal timekeeping from whatever UK’s timezone is doing, whether DST is on or not, etc. and the derived term UTC for when started adding leap seconds.

GMT hasn’t been a thing since UTC. It should be scrubbed from the vocabulary and old farts still using it should be shunned and reeducated.

Notice the common problem here? DST. Get rid of it and you get rid of the inconsistency that happens parts of the year, and you reduce fatality rates that resulted from moving time twice a year.

Was gonna say, this wouldn’t happen on John’s watch. /S

It’s Cubano StreetNet and SneakerNet all over again.