They have laws that explode now?

Simple, servants 🙂

I think it’s the block of flats that’s Art Deco rather than the interior of that particular one, which is as you say more Louis Quatorze. If he’d been from Essex.

They complained that the original set of photos were all in portrait mode. This was the corrected set 🙂

That’s about £206,000. That wouldn’t buy you my 2 bedroom 1 bathroom mid-terrace house here. And by wouldn’t buy I mean you’d be around £100k short. Different fucking worlds.

Same here 😀

I’m betting you don’t live in Turnham Green, or anywhere close 🙂

I’m assuming the cupboard next to the shower contains the khazi, with the throne facing the shower. You’d be able to sit, at a suitable straining angle but unless you’re short standing for a piss is going to be a problem. I guess the washing machine is in a communal area somewhere in the building.

Many people in that part of the world retain the ability, largely lost in the “west”, to squat with their feet flat on the floor. That reduces the strain on the knees/leg muscles while “straining “ 🙂

Settled Travellers, got to be. Or winter quarters.

That thought is the only thing putting me off 🙂

Excuse me but the correct SI units for length and area are double-decker buses and Waleses respectively ☺️

Do NOT open the “is this a sandwich” argument! 😱 😀

Go on then https://www.realfoods.co.uk/ProductImagesID/9430_1.jpg

I might have to try it as well.