If you sleep in pyjamas or have a thin sheet between you and the chainmail, then perhaps the hair pinching would be less of an issue.

Could that also be a sign that the person is simply older?

Even $5k is extremely cheap for a good 6’1" grand piano in good condition.

That’s an interesting way to say burglary.

Some people say that there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but what you asked is proof that those people are wrong.

I was reading a book on the train. A guy had the nerve to come up to me and ask me about the book I was reading.

Tesla cars also have notoriously poor build quality, especially for the price; if you must buy an electric car, at this point, as far as I can tell, Hyundai cars are much better built. (Of course, we do need to remember that electric cars do not solve the problem of car dependency.)

Are there any good mobile games out there?

Are you forklift certified?

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

The worst part about this is that I’m inclined to believe that this story is real.

David Koch died, which is a very good thing he did for humanity.

Btw, what is an acoustic bike?

It’s a joking term for a non-electric bike.

From what I can tell, Zero does that shit that Tesla and BMW do, where you have to pay to unlock features that your car/motorcycle already has. Which is a shame, because the idea of owning an electric motorcycle, particularly a highway-capable one, intrigues me.

So the thief climbed up to your balcony to steal your bike? What floor do you live on?

I bought a convertible Chromebook some time ago specifically to use as a sheet music reader, because the tablet I was using for that purpose was too small.

I’ve found myself wanting to get a typewriter for a while, but I wouldn’t be able to justify it because I don’t really have anywhere to put it, nor would I really have any use for it. And an electric bike would perhaps be nice as well, but I already have an acoustic bike that works perfectly well.

Sonic 1, 2, and CD have been ported to Android.