spaghetti_hitchens

Playing the Star Spangled Banner before every damned sporting event.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

Whoa. “Chugga” is our word

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

I’m gonna go suck my wife’s teeth and see what her reaction is

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Ron Paul