Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.
Hey man are you OK?
I will be once I get off the toilet.
New in-bowl ad-screen market.
They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.
Oh they apparently didn’t experience the real diarrhea shitting, it’s so Zen when your body wants to turn itself inside out for so long that you don’t feel anything anymore. And the feeling after it as if you were raped with a continent. So Zen.
You know it’s about to get real when the shirt comes off and you put the phone down.
The shirt coming off is so real. It’s such a strange urge… This cold uncomfortable feeling. Why does that happen??
And bare down