• alex [they, il]@jlai.lu
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    try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

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    You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

  • BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip
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    A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

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    You’re finally awake in death row and then spend the whole adventure, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

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    Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

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    Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

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    Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

  • RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.worldOP
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    Teams Fight over Rocks. Rarely they play a form of soccer or against robots. Some characters throw suspiciously colored fluids on other players. There are cosmetics

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    Zombie convict secret agent gets sidetracked in a "never ravine’ by secret village witch ghosts to find a wacked-out politician in a volcano.