A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
i’ll miss banging you two
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
Killing your ex paid off
You still banned from playgrounds?
You are not the father!
Didn’t know family could marry!
It was nice knowing you.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
The bride gives good head.
The groom’s head is better. (¬‿¬ )