Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • tebro@lemmy.tebro.fi
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    1 year ago

    That wasn’t actually it 😂 I was replying to some other post and after the fact realized that something has gone weird as I suddenly saw this post title up top. Seems my comment deletion didn’t quite take

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      1 year ago

      Lmao I’ve seen this happen a few times before and I knew it would end up being hilarious at some point.

      Congrats, you just got a lucky little bit of Lemmy history.

    • adj16@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Oh lmao well it ended up being the perfect snarky response to such a wild post so just roll with it I guess!

    • codRL@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1 year ago

      I read about that happening to someone else earlier.

      Your comment is still kinda perfect for this post though, haha!