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“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”
Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.
An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.
“we’re not doing illegal, and no you can’t check.”
-People doing illegal things
Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.
I’ve always wanted to try linux
Booger hook: bang switch.
#10: Greed is eternal.
#45: Expand or die.
I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.
Here’s the thing…
Sometimes a dude just wants to feel pretty.
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Same! I had a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago, but I’m back on my period again with my nonexistent uterus. Phew.
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