pray tell
For demanding an answer. In my opinion, it adds a friendly layer of irony, indicating that you cannot see a possible reason for something :
And pray tell, what purpose does it serve? 🙄
Half Sisyphus, half rolling stone.
Describes self sabotaging tendencies (while showing good will and effort).
I thought you quit smoking last month – yea, half Sisyphus, half rolling stone🥲
Aussie here. A classic bit of slang is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”.
I also enjoy the word “nonosecond”, which is the moment immediately after you realise you’ve fucked up.